mrmattasourus:
“ Definitely report that.
”

mrmattasourus:

Definitely report that.

(via mountainheau)

werewolfviking:
“ unimpressedcats:
“feed me i’m a baby!
” ”

werewolfviking:

unimpressedcats:

feed me i’m a baby!

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sleepnoises:

news from a 15 year old boy i tutor: “there’s a kid in my religion class who i have no idea if they’re a boy or a girl, so when i see them i just call them ‘fam.’ [at my plaintive look of i-don’t-know-if-i-heard-you-right] you know, like family” 

The youth have spoken and fam is the gender neutral bro

(via popukoofficial)

pricklylegs:
“ mama mia that’s a spicy meatball
”

pricklylegs:

mama mia that’s a spicy meatball

(via bunnyfood)

thenatsdorf:
“Little boy loves his cat. (via nocoa2525)
”

thenatsdorf:

Little boy loves his cat. (via nocoa2525)

(via bunnyfood)

thenatsdorf:

Cat wants pets already! (via hayirls) Getting hugs and pets.

(via bunnyfood)

moisturiser:

me sleeping: honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo

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sirartwork:
“slumbermancer:
“ fruitsoftheweb:
“4-Dimensional Rotation
”
Wicked horse
”
me trying to fall asleep drunk
”

sirartwork:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

4-Dimensional Rotation

Wicked horse

me trying to fall asleep drunk

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otahkoapisiakii:

thegreatmemepurgeof2019:

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This is cute and wholesome but I had to look up this pobblebonk and I’m losing my mind

Bonk bonk!

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soyoumusik:

hezascarlet:

uglynb:

soyoumusik:

jillibags:

soyoumusik:

Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr

Shouldn’t we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??

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Oh, hey. I'm Jessica, but generally, people call me Jess.

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